The Mizzoon

The moon is pretty rad. I just wish it wasn't so bright at night, thats why I got a night light when I'm trying to sleep tight, It helps keep the boogey men out of sight. Right. I think we should all go to the moon. Just to check it out. I'll bring the crackers.

Soopernachurral

Ghosts are real.

Aliens are real.

Bigfoot is a joke and a half.

Chupacabra is a good joke.

The monster under your bed, thats Chuck Norris.

Dugout Song

I have no clue what my dugout song would be. Probably a song that I wrote. It'd be the best song in the world. Period! Like this song------> Sunshine-Atmosphere 

Blog on that Blog that Blogs on Blizzogs. Bloggah!

Blogging is probably the best/worst thing to ever happen to the world. 

Best reasons for it being the best: It allows people to post their opinions in a safe environment where they wont be bullied for thinking differently than they do. Wait...that can happen. Scratch all that. You can let people know about things that they need to know. But do they really need to know about what you post? Deep questions that require deep thoughts. Deep. Now I'm at a loss for words. I really don't know what else is so good about blogging. Whatever. 

Best reasons for why it is the worst thing to ever happen to this planet: Because The Holy Jeez said so. Suck it!

DJ Name Suckas

My DJ name would be "DJ Scratchatory Rape". No, it really wouldn't be, but that would be funny as all magoo. Most people would disagree but they can all go....nevermind. The Holy Jeez will refrain from verbally lambasting everybody that can't take a dang joke. I think instead I will watch this brutal video. Suckas. Ruin-Lamb of God

Meh. Seriously?

Meh.                   

The Holy Jeez has put some long and serious thought into the meaning and overall existence of the word "meh". I have come to the conclusion that I could really care less and that I'd rather watch this video. So Real-Jeff Buckley

 

Advice For Owners of Pets

Basically here it is. If you live in an apartment don't get a big dog; its cruel and unusual. Get a cat or a tiny dog. Feed your animals the stuff that they're supposed to be eating. Most of the stuff is common sense, the only thing that is really hard is training your animal. Thats mostly what gets people. If you want advice about training your animal go ask an actual dog/cat/porpoise trainer, they'll set you on the right track. Hopefully.